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imagine if you could like trime travel but you were the only person who could do it, i dunno if id do anything significant cus it might fuck up the world and i wouldnt EVEN exist to do it again but i would probably do small things like say if i could eat a whole bag of haribo but then when i feel sick i jus travel back in time and eat it again haif u were real stoned when u traveled back in time u might forget aswell and that would get real confusing and ud be like what is goin on savage deja vu hai dunno itd just be gud 

imagine if you could like trime travel but you were the only person who could do it, i dunno if id do anything significant cus it might fuck up the world and i wouldnt EVEN exist to do it again but i would probably do small things like say if i could eat a whole bag of haribo but then when i feel sick i jus travel back in time and eat it again ha

if u were real stoned when u traveled back in time u might forget aswell and that would get real confusing and ud be like what is goin on savage deja vu ha

i dunno itd just be gud 

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Imagin been dat guy der on de bench smoking(weed) you just wouldnt b able to get bored, and you cud watch da sunset and it wouldnt be ruined by cloudz gettin in de way because u are above dem. but you still have a few above you which is gud because it makes the sky so much more interesting. i’d probably get a lift with the blimp and see if the other floating island has a mizzonis on it, cause dat wud b so gud!

Imagin been dat guy der on de bench smoking(weed) you just wouldnt b able to get bored, and you cud watch da sunset and it wouldnt be ruined by cloudz gettin in de way because u are above dem. but you still have a few above you which is gud because it makes the sky so much more interesting. i’d probably get a lift with the blimp and see if the other floating island has a mizzonis on it, cause dat wud b so gud!

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imagine if u wer ken on da radio listinin 2 jazz and u had a huge spliff and u didn evun caer about da webcam dat wud be fantastic/ so gud!

imagine if u wer ken on da radio listinin 2 jazz and u had a huge spliff and u didn evun caer about da webcam dat wud be fantastic/ so gud!

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If I turn the dial in my fridge up does it make the fridge colder or warmer?

loafy:

I’ve always wondered…

id lik if wen u turnd d dial it gave u more food or weed dat wud be real class, wat do u think wud be real gud?

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Imagine being there with a joint and loads of blankitz and stay there all night you wudnt even care bout da meteor shower, but u watch it anyway because its class and you would be so chill. dat wud be so gud

Imagine being there with a joint and loads of blankitz and stay there all night you wudnt even care bout da meteor shower, but u watch it anyway because its class and you would be so chill. dat wud be so gud

if u had a big dinner wit potatos and gravy n all and like you never felt full and the dinner never ran out like if u were real stoned dat wud be reaal gudEDIT: ice cream wud be good aswell

if u had a big dinner wit potatos and gravy n all and like you never felt full and the dinner never ran out like if u were real stoned dat wud be reaal gud

EDIT: ice cream wud be good aswell

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if u had a hammock n u wer in it n u were smoking a big joint (weed)dat wud be so good

if u had a hammock n u wer in it n u were smoking a big joint (weed)

dat wud be so good